ask-gallows-callibrator:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

YES 
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT 

List of things Brian likes to suck

kurticusalexander:

unicornbl000d:

  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • BALLS

one, two BALLS

your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls, my balls, and DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK oh shit

(Source: atroxchobatsu)

(Source: atroxchobatsu)

badnooks:

hey date me

free 2 week trial

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

jcatgrl:

taejira:

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

(Source: pipistrellus)

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blizooka:

zarialinton:

godth:

bunchesopunches:

Yeah if you haven’t seen “Kung Fu Hustle”, stop whatever you’re doing and go watch that shit.

Cinematic gold.

One of the best movies

actual pity for those who haven’t seen kung fu hustle

(Source: grawly)

(Source: grawly)

(Source: crossbeams)

hailey-carter-1996:

air-xx:

mybisexualfury:

givemethedrug:

"No you cant you’re 7" I laughed but this is wonderful

I love this!!!!

dave omg

 

hailey-carter-1996:

air-xx:

mybisexualfury:

givemethedrug:

"No you cant you’re 7" I laughed but this is wonderful

I love this!!!!

dave omg


 

(Source: calista-the-runaway)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk